a tale of dungeons and dragons

Reid took the opportunity of when the hoes were attacked to try and attack the dragon. He hoisted his rapier above his head and slammed it as hard as could into the back of the dragon, which is pretty hard because obviously he is buff as hell. (Yeah, just like me, Caroline. Wanna feel?)

Caroline wasn't even paying attention to what Reid is doing, she's too focused with trying to hit this dragon with her sword. So, she stabs it in the foot. The blade goes in, life is good, for now.

Oliver decided in that moment that he did not like Kirsten. He didn't really know why she was here, either, none of them really seemed to like her and she was drinking all the booze. He rolled his eyes and turned back to the board in front of them. This dragon wasn't looking too hot so Oliver decided to take Lachlan's path and ran up the tail of the dragon. (Lachlan and Oliver high five over the table.)

Dominic looks in his spell book for another spell to do. He didn't have many offensive spells, so he'd have to chose something else. Finally, he settled on a grease spell, centering it on the space below the dragon. It was kinda gross.

Fig was a little impressed that Tieghlur had actually done something mostly along the lines of the rules of the game. Maybe inviting all of these people wasn't actually that bad. Then she remembered Kirsten and thought that maybe Tyeghlaeiour wasn't the absolute worse. "This dragon is gonna fly up in the air and use a wing attack to knock Delilah, Skye, Dominic, and Tieehlur prone."

Ok so now Skye was actually on the ground. She gets up, and then she- wait what? That's all I can do? God damn it.

After a good strong flame strike from Liles, this dragon was starting to look right messed up. Reid took his rapier stabs and his Action Surge and ended up stabbing the dragon in the back of the skull a total of 4 times. He watched as black tar-like blood started to ooze out of the monster. "This thing is on it's last leg, guys!"

So Caroline finally gets close to the dragon, but then it flies up! Ugh. She just wanted to stab it. No worries though because she has magic. She blesses the three people that are most likely to kill this thing. Delilah, Oliver, and Lachlan. (Hey, how do you know I'm not gonna kill it? Shut up Theighlur.)

Oliver threw a grappling hook up to Lachlan who stuck it into the back of the dragons neck, hooking under its stone scales. Oliver grabbed on and swung around under the dragon and stabbed under its neck and it lets out a loud squeal: a perfect hit thanks to Caroline's bless. Oliver's feet hit the ground and he ran away from the dragon a little bit.

Dominic was laying on his back, half in the grease that he had made himself. (Skye stop laughing it isn't that funny. idk man its pretty funny lmaoooooo) It takes him a bit longer to stand up but he gets there eventually, and just elects to throw a fireball at the dragon. Though he tries to keep it away from Lachlan.

Tyler had continued to strum on his ukulele softly as the events played out. Tyler decided to use another spell via his sexy uke. He looked over to Lachlan and used his spell of healing word.

Fig flipped through her notes and looked at the health of the dragon. "This thing is definitely on death's door, but it's gonna make one last attempt to take a few of you with it. He's going to use his breath weapon and hit Skye and Dominic." She looks up from her notes and rolls damage. "Are either of you down?"

Skye fell backwards after being hit in the forehead with one of the rocks. Her vision was going dark. She was unconscious.

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Skye sits at the table looking down at her sheet, "Well, looks like I'm dead. It was fun, guys."

"No, you have to roll a death saving throw before you actually die."

"Oh." Skye takes one of the dice in front of her and rolls it, "15. What does that mean?"

"You're still unconscious, but you're not dead yet."

"Oh." Skye was a little disappointed, playing a vampire with no class was not the smartest move.

"This is why you should've picked a class." Dominic says, narrowly dodging the empty beer can being thrown at him by Skye.

Liles ran over to Dominic and she kneeled down beside him before she pressed her lips to his to help him regenerate his HP using her regenerate spell.

Oliver couldn't help but laugh when he watched Skye's face as Delilah kissed Dominic. He decided to open the floodgates. He grabbed back on to the rope and used the momentum to swing back atop the dragon. Oliver cast lightning on it and then looked at Reid, kissing him.
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Lachlan fell back laughing, "Really, Oliver? If you wanna kiss me so bad, just do it. Weak ass bitch." Lachlan said drunkenly. Oliver pushed himself up from cross legged and ran around the table. He grabbed Lachlan's face and smooched him. "Who's the be-otch now?"

Caroline noticed how Skye was still, like laying there, and the boy were kissing on the dragon, so obviously she had to get some action. So, she strutted over to the half dead vampire, swinging her hips as she walked, before kneeling down and giving her a kiss. Oh and a lay on hands.

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Caroline takes that opportunity to get up and go around the table to kiss Skye full on the mouth, "What? You guys aren't the only ones who can do that." She gives them a wink before returning to her chair, ignoring the looks coming from Thighhighlur.

Reid is still reeling a bit from Oliver kissing him, or more like it Lachlan is laying back on the floor laughing his ass off and his face is red as hell. "I'm just gonna stab him." He misses each time, though. "I'm just shook to my core honestly." Lachlan wiped a few tears from the laughing crying.

Dominic was blacked out, but then he feels lips on his. When he opens his eyes he almost expects it to be the vampire, but its the angel. That had to be a metaphor for something, right? "Oh, uh, Thanks." He says, getting to his feet.

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Dominic looks over to Delilah, "You're really sweet and all but I'm not going to kiss you."

Fig sighed. She had expected this game to get here, but maybe not this quickly. They had to live up to the Dungeons and Dragons motto: Be gay, do crimes. "This dragon tilts its heads back and roars to the sky, knocking Reid and Oliver off. You all watch as rocks rise from the ground and fills the dragon's wounds, healing it some."