not even gonna bother v3.0

Name: Fredrick (Freddie) Matthews
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Sexuality: He doesn’t even know.

Personality: The mom friend, that isn’t even really a mom friend, kind of annoying really.  He’s really shy but will not shut up once he starts talking.  He’s quick and the majority of the time can talk himself out of sticky situations.
Flaws: Self-centered, socially awkward, poor eyesight, and controlling
Eye color: hazel
Hair description: short, black
Height: 5’7”
Skin tone: olive
Ethnicity: Irish-Italian
Body structure: thin
Other details?: no.

Place of Birth: New York City somewhere, probably in an alley (maybe not; I don't know)
Mortal Parent: Patricia Matthews; she’s a stripper, woo go mom.
God Parent: Hermes; he had a fun night ^
Abilities: no
Powers: no
Pets: he can’t even take care of himself

History: Patricia Matthews was a stripper at a club in New York, met Hermes.  One night stand type deal ya know, anyway, Freddie was born.  Patty(randomly decided to go by that) went full ‘soccer mom’ mode.  Quit stripping, got a job in an office, forced Freddie into sports, where he repeatedly got broken bones.  She’s very disappointed in him.  At one point a satyr found Freddie, he was like 13, brought him to camp.  Patty is back to stripping cause she doesn’t have a son she has to look after.
Notes: This is a throwaway, don’t worry about the census, etc.